It's the trial size

So when a store sells trials sizes does it mean that they are selling a product which is on trial, a kind of court system for shampoo bottles or shave cream or that other stuff no one touches because it is sticky on the outside? If the answer is yes, than I guess I am partaking on that trial run.. the court system for bloggers. And the jury.. you and (Martha Stewart) but in all reality I will only believe you. (Yeah sorry Martha- I did like your old cooking show when you seemed like a human).

Are you like me and find yourself wanting a drink of someone elses drink- why?- just because theirs look better or you were to lazy to get yourself one? And do you then say "Hey can I have a sip?"- Then you go and drink about half their drink thus eliciting the response, "Hey why don't ya just finish that one off- that was more than a sip?"- I do it all the time- well for those who know me ( I mean to whom I take drinks of your drinks)- Mine sip is what (Big D) would like to call a Guz- slang for a guzzle. This is a blog for those who like me want more than just a sip all they want is Just a Guz.

But for those who do not understand (or will never understand), I feel the need to disclaim anything which may happen in the future (or what us teachers like to call anything which is not the past because the present doesn't last long enough) because things like (), seemingly random tangents, and less coherent topics will be expected. I am a writer who pays less time on spelling and more on writing how my brain works (in parenthetical statements, and randoms). I will separate ideas by paragraphs and fun side notes with these ().

STOP: Take a moment to take a biopsy of you brain. If you are feeling-tired-lonely-bored-asleep (which by then I feel you will not be reading this but....)-or any uncomfortable twinges of pain from these past statements stop now- and don't cut any deeper- it can cause damage to your ability to reason. BUT if you feel somehow- relieved-looser in the joints- bruised by your elbow- or the like then feel free to venture with me through who knows what and to where I don't know.

So this is my final (frontier) thought- this trial size is now in session. Please feel free to comment on the chaos which is called my inability to think clearly or reason in a logical way! So until next time- Don't forget to get your dogs sprayed or neutralized at your local pet store. (thanks bob barker).