The Art of..... pooping ones pants

For this article I disclaim the thoughts and exclosed information. Why you may ask? Well because this article is one in which I vowed never to do- express my life in terms of an article. These things are things which to some may be useless and thus feel free to turn and run (or click on some better website such as marthastewart.com) but for those who like the daily grind (caramel flavor please) then reading would not only be fun but an actual treat. indulge!

I got a new computer! I know this is not a big deal - especially for technologically advanced personnel like yourselves but for one so lowly as to own a quite ginormous desktop for four years which cost less than some overpriced undergarments, it was huge- in cost and purchase. I bought a mac book. I have always known a PC lived breathed its nasty smells and rough interior but I stepped into a new phase which should hopefully be better equipping me for my future sanity. And thus far my choice is a good one! (other than somethings which i still haven't figured out- blast those PC classes I took in HS what good are they now but to make my brain focus on control, alt, delete!) Well for this I say bring it on! More challenges in learning a new language but hey Japanese and mac languages seem to be similar or so I have heard!

Talk about Japan. Oh the meeting I had this week- along with a great cup of joe! The coffee was nice after about 10 hours of work and the convos quite stimulating since they consisted mainly of vacation designations in Japan! Other than work, traveling is almost required because of everything Japan has to offer- Fire Festivals- to end the climbing season in Mount Fuji, drum festivals, mountains, Tokyo, Kyoto, shopping, jazz clubs, biking, sushi, fresh fish, water, trains, festivals, OK I am repeating myself because I do not have the travel guide beside me and this is all from memory.... Japan is going to be amazing! Me and the lady I will be traveling with are setting up plane tickets, Japanese lessons, and things to get ready! The meeting I had really set in stone the great opportunity this will be. Let me leave you with this- where I am living- I will wake up (walk through some of the traditional sliding doors- heck ya) and look out the window to mountains on all sides (i am in a valley), then I will put on my running shoes and head to a bike path by a long river which runs through the town. Tranquil and beautiful- done I can't wait.

As for work- poopy pants is the reason I work. There is all colors, textures, and smells. And my work is done! Remember: if it doesn't smell like carrots most likely it is a mix of many foods not consisting of carrots!

~MOlly

Congraduation!

So hear at Just A Guz the author rarely shows all of itself but since this is such a momentous occasion Just A Guz wanted to show case the true reality that one who rarely writes blogs, is still living and thriving in civilization! So above is a documented proof of the graduation of one such a writer, who prefers just a guz- more than a sip. SO the truth is out. Japan in the future and summer in the way.... What to do till this splitting of continental connections?

The beginning of a blog relationship which is gaining ground. I feel the winds of blogging in the very near future. The relationship which requires more publicity than the dust bunnies under my bed and less than than the OJ Simpson ordeal- ( which I think they are still in the jury process.) I say this as a promise of the future that no matter what I promise- it will more than likely not come true but sure hope I take steps in this process- MORE BLOGS, more ridiculous articles, more silly stories of people I see, and more of what you want (sleep, drugs, scandal, and time to reflect) So i will be writing a great reality TV show (since that is what I just described). Well till my next blog- I am here ready to delight the delight-less, outwit the witted, and create as many new words to express myself as I journey through this (crap) trail called post-graduation-reality-check-disorder.

Always remember... the fluid in a glowstick is not flamable so don't try to light it!

~MOlly