Do you have "airness"?
Some town close to you might be hosting a air guitar challenge. Keep your eyes posted you may be attending and barley even notice because the contestants are not playing their guitars they are playing air guitars. To my knowledge these things do not just happen in smaller quantities but in multiples. There was a contest I was able to see on CNN that hosted this contest. The judges were looking for the "lack of" real guitars and the obvious "airness" of guitars. The rules were something like this.. if you bring a guitar, broomstick or any device which could be used as a guitar then you would be disqualifies and probably thrown out and the judges were looking for this "airness" and to them this was something unexplainable but felt while they watched the contestants. So my question to you is do you rock your air guitar? DO you have the "airness"?
Leave your laughs at the door...
Another breaking news article read by Just A Guz- no more laughing in a local bar called Trinity Grill- this is not in IA in another state which will remain nameless till you look it up! You may not laugh for to laugh you may get fired as one bartender quickly found out. She was working another night just as before. She and a man who was drinking were laughing (probably at bartender jokes) and making small talk when her boss comes out and says- stop laughing. She asks why and he replies it is straying away buisness and if you laugh again you will have to leave. She asked- are you serious, and he said- you may leave you are fired. What??? you may ask- us hear at Just A Guz thought that as well. To be fired for laughing? I would be fired on spot! But any who thankfully she had a secondary beading business to back her for a while. SO do not laugh anymore America or you will be fired! And two- if you have any need for a laughing bartender- she is your lady!
Well this breaking news was brought to you today by the Des Moines Public pools saying hey give the pool staff a break and jump off a local bridge the water is free and the swimming is fee also! So stay safe and come back next time when Just a Guz find more amazing stories from America.
Remember: If you wanna eat shrimp and live far away from the Ocean- remember you could always move or eat chicken- they don't taste the same but hey you get more meat!
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2 comments:
To laugh is to rejoice, a celebration of sorts. Mmm hmm.
I also admire your consistency in the blog world. I could learn from you.
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